WAA = Web Addicts Anonymous
(sung to the tune of "WInter W onderland)

Doorbell rings, I'm not listenen'
From my mouth, drool is glistenen
I'm happy although my boss let me go
Happily addicted to the Web

All night long, I sit clicking
Unaware time is ticking
There's a beard on my cheek.
Same clothes for a week
Happily addicted to the Web

Friends come by, they shake me saying "Yo man!"
"Don't you know Irag just got bombed?"
With a listless shurg i mutter "No man
I just discovered laugh-a-lot dot com."

I don't phone, don't send faxes
Don't go out, don't pay taxes
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
Happily addicted to the Web.